i noticed that there isn't anything on the sight that is for sale that i dont already own. my brother pointed out the Country Bullshit shirt made for Her. but i aint a chick and i aint gonna buy it... any ways i drew up a design that i think would be a great addition to the clothing Lonesome could sell. Its basically Jesus on the cross in one hand he's holding a bottle of whiskey and the other hand is bleeding rather badly (i thought of putting an IV of blood in his hand, but it didn't look right) and instead of saying INRI on the little plague above him it says "TPB". i was gonna show it to Lonesome at a show when he came around, but i missed my chance. i plan on scanning it and sending to him but i dunno when ill get a chance to.

There should be some "Jesus is my boss" trucker hats

funny u should say... i actually went down to the flea-market about a year ago and had me one screen-printed. i was making a video for among the pines where the minister kills a girl and buries her. but the files got corrupted and i no longer have a copy of the video... still have the hat tho

send me one

How about a tshirt with this image on:

A lovely coffin:

i've been saying it for years. but all my rants fall on deaf ears. "please mr. wyatt sell me some suspenders to hold up my britches!" yeah thats right, wouldn't it be cool to be the first one on your block with some "those poor bastards" suspenders! come on, think about it. all those pretty women down at the morgue, they can't resist a fella in suspenders. suspenders can also help a mans posture. hell i know of at least three hunch back bastard fans, and i'm not even alllowed outside the fence. well except for on Krull's birthday when they let me out to worship, but what if i went to stand up from kneeling at the alter and my pants fell down in front of my god? now thats embarissing!
somebody take our damn money! we want to buy more trinkits and such, so we can impress the drunk indians down at the dump. and im personally tired of strangers seeing my balls cause i can't keep my britches tawght.

I concur. I think a man in suspenders is quite dapper.

Kooky, you sound familiar with your speech.

I want one of those truckers hats!!!

I just received the Bible Bat Button, glorious, the pin-back button coolest I've seen!. as TPB says this glow in the dark button is gonna guide me Through the darkest of nights!!!
and I received it in four days in Spain, always good service pals,thanks!!!