That dreaded day is upon us dear friends!

Those Poor Bastards’ new album “Behold The Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are now available for pre-order.

Buy ’em both and get 25% off the book!
Pre-order now >

Also be sure to feast your peepers on our new shirts, posters, etc.

Be careful.

Your ol’ buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt

Dear Pals,

On September 11, 2012, Those Poor Bastards will release the dreaded new album “Behold the Abyss.” Mercifully, we have decided to begin the suffering a little early.

Go ahead and torture your eardrums with our new hit song “Sacrificial Lamb.”

“Behold the Abyss” Track Listing
1. Thee Beginning
2. He of Cloven Hoof
3. A Robe of Scarlet Thread
4. Old Red
5. My Beautiful Knife
6. Phantom Pool
7. Guilt
8. Find Me A Gal
9. Everything is Temporary
10. Your Faith Shall Be Tested
11. Sacrificial Lamb
12. God’s Dark Heaven
12. Thee End

Pre-order for this whole terrible mess will begin August 28th.

Thanks a heap.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Dear Pals,
We’re proud to announce the first Holy Spooks album, "Sabella," is now available on limited-edition vinyl and cassette. Also, be sure to feast your peepers on our spooky new buttons, stickers and shirts.
We have a few of the Holy Spooks/Joseph Huber tour posters left too. Once those things are gone, they will never be printed again.
Be careful.
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt