Monthly Archives: February 2024

Back to the Primitive Now Available

Greetings Devils,
Today is the official release date for Those Poor Bastards new album “Back To the Primitive.”
Come on over and get a copy on limited edition vinyl, CD, or digital download if you’ve got the guts.

Get Back to the Primitive >

All pre-orders have been shipped and should arrive at your hellhole real soon.
Enjoy the pain.

Thanks pals!
your worst friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order ‘Back to the Primitive’ Now!


Greetings Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Back To The Primitive,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl and CD!
Get Back to the Primitive >


What the hell, you might as well take a look at these satanic horse shirts while you’re at it too.
Grab a shirt >

Thanks creeps!
your most unfortunate pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Posted in New Releases

New Those Poor Bastards Album Pre-Order Starts February 6!

Howdy Devils,

Those Poor Bastards’s 13th full length album “Back To The Primitive” is finished and will available for pre-order on Tuesday, February 6th at 12:01am EST!

The rabid thing will be available on three different colors of vinyl as well as CD.

The limited edition vinyl options are as follows:
1. 10 signed and numbered test pressings
2. 100 copies 180 gram black with signed sideshow poster of Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister (original art by Lonesome Wyatt)
3. 200 copies “Bone Rot (natural/black)”
4. 300 copes “Blood Storm (transparent red/black)”

Beware!
your miserable friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in New Releases