Dear Pals,

On September 11, 2012, Those Poor Bastards will release the dreaded new album “Behold the Abyss.” Mercifully, we have decided to begin the suffering a little early.

Go ahead and torture your eardrums with our new hit song “Sacrificial Lamb.”

“Behold the Abyss” Track Listing
1. Thee Beginning
2. He of Cloven Hoof
3. A Robe of Scarlet Thread
4. Old Red
5. My Beautiful Knife
6. Phantom Pool
7. Guilt
8. Find Me A Gal
9. Everything is Temporary
10. Your Faith Shall Be Tested
11. Sacrificial Lamb
12. God’s Dark Heaven
12. Thee End

Pre-order for this whole terrible mess will begin August 28th.

Thanks a heap.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Dear Pals,
We’re proud to announce the first Holy Spooks album, "Sabella," is now available on limited-edition vinyl and cassette. Also, be sure to feast your peepers on our spooky new buttons, stickers and shirts.
We have a few of the Holy Spooks/Joseph Huber tour posters left too. Once those things are gone, they will never be printed again.
Be careful.
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello pals,

This September 11 Tribulation Recording Company proudly presents it’s first ever album-novel set! The book is entitled “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade,” and tells the story of a religiously obsessed and mentally disturbed bounty hunter, born with cloven hooves. Together with his faithful horse Old Red, they befriend and destroy werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures. Armed only with his switchblade, Edgar wanders through bitter darkness in a desperate search for God’s cruel light.

The accompanying album, “Behold The Abyss,” explores the themes of the novel and expands upon several key events. The instrumentation is sparse, broken and filled right up to the brim with misery and ugliness.

When combined, the book and album present a brutal and hopeless picture of humankind’s lonely pursuit of spiritual and earthly desires.

The book will be available in pulp-style paperback, and the album on limited-edition colored vinyl and cassette, CD and digital download. Pre-order information will be announced soon. Glory be.

Your friend in misery,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello pals,

Lots of bad news today…

Firstly, Those Poor Bastards’ “The Plague” is now available on green vinyl (with digital download) in a deluxe gatefold jacket. They are hand-numbered and limited to 500 copies.

Secondly, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 2” has been pressed on limited-edition black vinyl (with CD) in a vintage style-chipboard jacket. Only 250 of these hand-numbered creatures were created.

Finally, to make matters even worse, both albums are also released on black cassettes (limited to 100 copies each!). Come on over and have yourself a look.

Your friend in misery,
Lonesome Wyatt

Dear Pals,

This ugly spring, we will be releasing Those Poor Bastards’
country-doom nightmare”The Plague” and Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy
Spooks “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 2” on limited edition vinyl and
cassette. Sadly, “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 1” will be released on
cassette as well.

Pre-order for this whole terrible mess will begin in early April.

Thanks a heap.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date for the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks album, “Heartsick.” It is now available for digital download on the Tribulation site, iTunes, and Amazon.com.

There are still some limited-edition vinyl, cassettes, and CDs available in the store as well!

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered. You are all very swell.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

The cold unforgiving winds of autumn have begun to blow…and pre-orders for the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks record, “Heartsick,” are now available.

This album marks the rebirth of the Holy Spooks and contains the first new recordings in ten years.

Come and listen to clips, get the limited-edition colored vinyl and cassette tape, or pick yourself up one of those newfangled CDs if you so desire.

Also, to make this sad day even more tear-filled we have two brand new Holy Spooks shirts.

Thanks pals!
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello Pal,
On Tribulation Recording Company’s forthcoming release, “Heartsick,” Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks take a grim musical detour from the raw meanness of Those Poor Bastards to construct 12 mournful songs of loneliness, sorrow and decay. It features ukulele, keyboard, piano, the occasional guitar, and soft gloomy vocals.

This sack of sadness will be released on limited-edition vinyl, cassette, CD and MP3 on November 8, 2011.

Track Listing
1. All I See Are Bones
2. Long, Long Ago
3. In the Gloaming
4. Feast of Fear
5. Going Crazy
6. Never Coming Home
7. Grotesquerie
8. There Is Nothing
9. I Wonder
10. My Cold Heart
11. One of the Wolves
12. Painful Goodbyes

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello Friend,
The new EP is now available on limited edition vinyl and digital download!

If you have pre-ordered the record, you can now retrieve your download on the order status page.

Thanks sad pal…

Regretfully yours,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello friends,
The new Those Poor Bastards limited edition 7″ EP “Is This Hell?” is now available for pre-order.
It will also include a free MP3 download, if you’re interested in such fancy nonsense.

Come have yourself a look and a listen.
Good luck.

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt