Come on over and get your bony claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.”

This peculiar thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Haunted Robotic Silver or Ghostly Electric Blue vinyl (150 copies each).
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We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Revenge of the Robot Ghost as well as story #1 Krampus Unmerciful.
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Don’t miss out on the terror!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

The day of darkness is finally upon us! You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Vicious Losers” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
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We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of the mean ol’ thing.
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Don’t forget to take a peak at our disgusting new shirts while you’re at it. One of ’em even glows in the dark if you can believe such a thing.
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Come on over and treat yourself to a brand new copy of Halloween is Here on 10″ midnight black vinyl with a free digital download card. These weird things sold out awful fast last year but have now mysteriously returned.

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of this spooktacular monsterpiece.

“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

Beware!

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Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1 Krampus Unmerciful.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the jolly thing nice and cheap.
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Thanks again to all you perverts, goons and creeps who purchased the record. I hope you enjoyed the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year.

If you were unlucky enough to get a copy of the vinyl, you can now grab your digital copy in the downloads section of your account.
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Merry Krampus to all.

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Come on over and get your filthy claws on the new 7″ holiday horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful.”

This rotten pile of vinyl gore is available on hand numbered, limited edition demon blood red or angel pus green (150 copies each).

Dont miss out on the terror! Pre-order your thrilling copy today.

Click here to pre-order >

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt