Today is the official release date for “Halloween is Here.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl, but you can still get your claws on the limited-edition CD or digital download. Thanks again to you creeps who pre-ordered. All the little terrors have been shipped and should be stinking up your mailbox real soon.
Spook on,
Lonesome Wyatt
Come on over and listen to clips and pre-order the new album “Halloween is Here” on hand-numbered limited-edition Ectoplasmic Slime Green or Melting Jack-O-Lantern Orange 10″ vinyl (150 copies each color) and CD (300 copies).
“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.
Here is a musical moving picture presentation of the song “Dream of You” from the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks album, Ghost Ballads. It’s a nightmare tale of romantic terror from beyond the grave.
Thanks to all you brave creatures who have already ordered the album. We are sold out of the Blue/Black and Orange/Black records, but still have a few copies left of the limited-edition Bone color. It is also available on CD, cassette and digital download. Spook on!
Click here to order “Ghost Ballads” >
Your frightened pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Dear miserable ones,
Today is the official release date of “Ghost Ballads.” Go ahead and curse yourself with a copy on vinyl, CD, cassette or digital download. Be sure to take a gander at our fine new shirts by Strange Fortune Design Company too.
Thanks pals. I truly appreciate your continued support of these peculiar works of gloom.
Get “Ghost Ballads” >
Shop shirts >
Download on iTunes >
Download on Amazon >
Your buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt
Here is a musical moving picture presentation of the first song from Ghost Ballads entitled “The Golden Rule.” It’s a fine and bloody tale of revenge from beyond the grave.
Click here to watch >
Thanks to all you brave creatures who have already pre-ordered the album. We are sold out of the Blue records, but you can still reserve yourself a copy of the Orange/Black or Bone limited-edition colors.
Click here to pre-order “Ghost Ballads” >
Your frightened pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Ghost Ballads is now available for pre-order on limited edition vinyl, cassette and cd. To make things more horrific, we pressed the vinyl in 4 different colors, 3 of which are limited to 100 copies. There are also some fine new shirts and an autographed poster (only 25 copies!)
Pre-order the new album now >
Shop New Shirts >
I’m awfully fond of this one, and I hope a few of you glum chums will enjoy it too. Come on over and have a look and a listen. Spook on.
Your guide to the spirit world,
Lonesome Wyatt
We are very pleased and frightened to announce the upcoming release of the new Holy Spooks album “Ghost Ballads.” It was covertly recorded at the deserted, decrepit and allegedly haunted Maribel Caves Hotel (otherwise known as Hotel Hell) in Maribel, WI. Lonesome Wyatt serves as the spiritual medium for these thirteen strange tales of death, longing and revenge from beyond the grave.
The album will be released on March 6, 2013 on vinyl, CD, cassette and digital download. Pre-order info will be announced soon!
Spook on.
Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
That gruesome time has finally arrived. “Behold the Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are officially unleashed today!
Digital copies of the album and book are now available at these fine sites:
“Behold The Abyss” digital download
Tribulation Recording Co.
iTunes
Amazon.com
“The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” for iPad and iPhone
A digital version for the Kindle will be on sale very soon.
We still have a few of these limited-edition items left:
Edgar Switchblade T-Shirts
Edgar Switchblade Poster
Behold The Abyss Cassette
Behold The Abyss Colored Vinyl
Thanks again to all you nifty folks who pre-ordered. I’m sending them out as fast as the Holy Ghost will allow.
Your ol’ buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt
That dreaded day is upon us dear friends!
Those Poor Bastards’ new album “Behold The Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are now available for pre-order.
Buy ’em both and get 25% off the book!
Pre-order now >
Also be sure to feast your peepers on our new shirts, posters, etc.
Be careful.
Your ol’ buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt
Dear Pals,
On September 11, 2012, Those Poor Bastards will release the dreaded new album “Behold the Abyss.” Mercifully, we have decided to begin the suffering a little early.
Go ahead and torture your eardrums with our new hit song “Sacrificial Lamb.”
“Behold the Abyss” Track Listing
1. Thee Beginning
2. He of Cloven Hoof
3. A Robe of Scarlet Thread
4. Old Red
5. My Beautiful Knife
6. Phantom Pool
7. Guilt
8. Find Me A Gal
9. Everything is Temporary
10. Your Faith Shall Be Tested
11. Sacrificial Lamb
12. God’s Dark Heaven
12. Thee End
Pre-order for this whole terrible mess will begin August 28th.
Thanks a heap.
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt