Pre-order Moldy Basement Tapes!

Hey Pals,
You can now listen to selected clips and pre-order the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks 3CD set “Moldy Basement Tapes!
To celebrate this sad occasion we’ve also put the first Holy Spooks album “Sabella,” on sale for $5.99.

your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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No Depression’s Review of Gospel Haunted

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It evolves into a sound as dark as a winter night, as sharp as a rattler’s fang, as vicious as a meth lab guard dog, as bizarre as a pack of sideshow carnies, and as full of fire and brimstone as an evangelical preacher of the South’s sweaty Bible Belt.

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Examiner.com’s Take on Gospel Haunted

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I can imagine Wyatt and The Minister meeting by chance at the same crossroads where Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil to become one of the greatest bluesmen of his time. But when the devil offered the duo a similar deal, they declined, saying they didn’t want to be the best old-timey roots and gothic country band of their time. Instead, they claimed they wanted to gut country music like a slaughterhouse pig.

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Lonesome Wyatt Interview and Compilation

You can listen to an interview with your poor friend Lonesome Wyatt on Outlaw Radio Chicago episode 101 right here: http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/outlaw-radio

We also have an unreleased song called “The Minister’s Doom,” on the Outlaw Radio Compilation CD which is available on the same page. Take a look at the track listing etc. right here: http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/outlaw-compilation-track-list-cover
your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

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“Gospel Haunted” now available + New Merch!

Hey Pals,
The new album “Gospel Haunted” is released today on vinyl and CD!
If you’re one of those poor souls who prefer digital downloads you can get it right now on itunes or amazon.
We also have some new shirts, posters, and stickers etc.
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Pre-Order New Album “Gospel Haunted” now!

Hey Awful Pals,
We have a new album coming out on June 15 called “Gospel Haunted,” on limited edition clear vinyl and CD.
To make things worse, there will also be a hand numbered 7″ called “Gospel Outtakes.”
You can pre-order and listen to clips from both of them at
thosepoorbastards.com/merch/music/
I’m very sorry for this terrible news.
Your Miserable Friends,
Those Poor Bastards

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Rue Morgue Magazine Free Download

Hey Pals,
Those Poor Bastards are included on Rue Morgue Magazine’s free downloadable compilation album “Hymns From the House of Horror.” The album honors Rue Morgue’s swell 100th issue. Both magazine and download are now available. Here’s the link for the free download:
http://www.rue-morgue.com/hymns.php

Glory.
your miserable friends,
Lonesome Wyatt & The Minister

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New Album Coming This Summer

Hey Pals, We finished recording a new album called, “Gospel Haunted,” and plan to have it out in time to ruin summer.

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Abominations T-shirt

Thought some of you awful souls might like this new shirt we conjured up:
Abomination shirt

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Abominations on itunes

The vomitous new “Abominations” EP is finally up on itunes!
Abominations

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