Abominations and Black Dog Yodel 7″ Now Available

Our horrible new Halloween 7″ records and CD are now available!
We only made 250 of each of ’em and they are plenty disgusting.
Come on over to have a look and a listen

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Abominations & Black Dog Yodel 7″ Pre-Order

The Black Dog Yodel 7″ and Abominations 7″ & CD will be available for pre-ordering at 12:01am EDT on October 21. Don’t miss it folks! These limited vinyls will go fast. Damnation!

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Hank III Tour in November

Those Poor Bastards will be opening for Hank III this November. Tour dates will be added soon. Glory!

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Limited edition 7″ records for Halloween

Hey Pals,
We will be releasing two limited edition 7″ records this Halloween. The first is an EP called “Abominations,” and the second contains acoustic and live versions of “Black Dog Yodel” recorded with our pal Skelton. We will be making only 250 copies of each. “Abominations” will also be available on CD and as a digital download. Lord save us.

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Bitter Harvest Tour Dates

Hey Pals,
Here are the dates for the Lonesome Wyatt & Rachel Brooke “A Bitter Harvest” tour. Hope to see all of your ugly and hopeless faces there!

09/30/09 High Noon Saloon Madison WI (EARLY SHOW AT 5:30pm)
10/02/09 Private Event Cleveland OH
10/03/09 Calhoun St. Soups Salads and Spirits Ft Wayne IN
10/04/09 Lafayette Brewing Cow/Joe Buck Yourself Lafayette IN
10/05/09 4620 Reinvented Knoxville TN
10/07/09 The Landshark Jacksonville FL
10/08/09 Zoo Bar Ft Lauderdale FL
10/09/09 Dave’s Aqua Lounge St Petersburg, FL
10/10/09 Pastimes Sarasota FL
10/12/09 Outlaw Drinkin’ Club Beaumont TX
10/13/09 Headhunters Austin TX
10/14/09 Bronco’s Hurst TX
10/16/09 The Foxhole St Louis MO
10/17/09 The Bottomfeeder Warrensburg MO
10/18/09 The Rotten Apple Grafton IL
10/19/09 VFW Post 99 Decatur IL

Hellfire.

your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Lost At E Minor Features Those Poor Bastards

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the Wisconsin-based outfit incorporates sounds and ideas from more contemporary dark genres and acts — metal, industrial, Nick Cave, and Tom Waits — making music that sounds a bit like a zombie Johnny Cash in a top-hat.

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“A Bitter Harvest” now available!

Hey Pals,
The album I did with Rachel Brooke is now ready to ship to your rotten shacks! We sold out of the white vinyl, but there are still some black ones left for all you old fashioned creeps to weep on. Come on over here to have a look and a listen.
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Bitter Harvest Poster

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Pre-Order “A Bitter Harvest” now!

Hey pals,
The new album Rachel Brooke and I made called “A Bitter Harvest” is now available for pre-order. You can listen to clips from all the songs and look at the swell artwork. It’s available in both CD and Vinyl formats. We only have 100 of the limited edition/hand numbered white vinyl records though, so if you want one of those you better get your carcass over there fast. There is also a very heart numbing “A Bitter Harvest” poster under the poster section…
AND! we have a new Those Poor Bastards “Satan is Watching” shirt. The hoodies are also back in stock! There is no end to this disgusting nightmare…
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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“A Bitter Harvest” release date etc.

I just sent in the junk to get the vinyl records and CDs pressed for the Lonesome Wyatt / Rachel Brooke album “A Bitter Harvest.” There will be a limited edition/hand numbered version of the LP that will be pressed on white vinyl with a black haze effect.  Only 100 of those awful nightmares will be made. There will also be the regular black vinyl edition so don’t you cry.

The cover will look something like this: bitter_harvest_cover_med2

The track listing will be as follows:
1. This Painful Summer
2. Poor Desperate Fools
3. Scars
4. Someday I’ll Fall
5. Crippled Farms
6. Only the Booze
7. Darkness
8. Never Forget (These Nightmares Are Mine)
9. Empty House
10. Give Up And Die

Oh yeah and the release date will be July 6, 2009.
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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A Bitter Harvest

Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke will be releasing a full length album this Spring/Summer called, “A Bitter Harvest.”

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