Hank III Tour

Those Poor Bastards are going on tour with Hank III. Confirmed shows are:
Feb 15 2009
House of Blues New Orleans, Louisiana
Feb 17 2009
Meridian Houston, Texas
Feb 18 2009
Emo’s Austin, Texas
Feb 20 2009
Longhorn Ft. Worth, Texas
Feb 21 2009
Jakes Lubbock, Texas
Feb 22 2009
Sunshine Theater Albuquerque, New Mexico
Feb 23 2009
The Marque Tempe, Arizona
Feb 24 2009
4th & B San Diego, California
Feb 26 2009
House of Blues Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 27 2009
Roxy Los Angeles, California
Feb 28 2009
Grand Ballroom San Francisco, California
Mar 1 2009
The Catalyst Santa Cruz, California
Mar 3 2009
Roseland Theatre Portland, Oregon
Mar 4 2009
Showbox Seattle, Washington
Mar 6 2009
The Knitting Factory Spokane, Washington
Mar 7 2009
Wilma Theater Missoula, Montana
Mar 8 2009
The Knitting Factory Boise, Idaho
Mar 10 2009
Gothic Theatre Englewood, Colorado
Mar 11 2009
Beaumont Club Kansas City, Missouri
Mar 12 2009
Pop’s Sauget, Illinois

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Satan Is Watching Review on Sepiachord

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…have a good time listening to the new Those Poor Bastards masterpiece. And beware: SATAN IS WATCHING.

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Satan is Watching

That awful day is upon us. The new album Satan is Watching is now here. We’ve sent out most of the pre-orders except for the vinyl records. Satan caused some problems at the record pressing plant, but we should hopefully have them next week. For this we apologize.

Also, burn your eyes on these new Satan is Watching posters, drawn and designed by our pitiful pal Keith Neltner.

Posted in Merch, New Releases

SIW Red Vinyl

The red vinyl record sold a lot faster than we thought it would. Sometime next year we hope to get some more pressed on black vinyl. When we have concrete plans we will let you know. To help the process move faster please pray.

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Satan is Watching Pre-Order

“Satan is Watching” is now available for pre-order on CD and vinyl. Repent!

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Satan is Watching

The new monstrosity “Satan is Watching” will be released on CD and limited edition 12″ red vinyl on Oct. 31. We’re only pressing 100 of the vinyl records so you better get your prayers in order if you want Jesus to save you one. We aim to have these available for pre-order by Oct. 1.
The track listing is as follows:
1. This World Is Evil
2. Crooked Man
3. Doggone
4. Ain’t You Gonna Cry?
5. Swallowed By Sin
6. I Will Bring You Dead Flowers
7. I Walk The Line
8. Hoist That Skirt
9. Fear
10. These Are Hard Times
11. The Bright Side
12. No One

Amen!

Posted in New Releases

New Album: Satan is Watching

We have a new album that’s gonna come out in October called “Satan is Watching.” It was originally supposed to be released after “Hellfire Hymns,” but was delayed due to some legal mumbo jumbo. Now it looks like Jesus has cleared all that shit up for us.

This will be our first album that will be available on limited edition 12″ vinyl records, so we’re real excited about that filth. We’ll announce the track listings as well as the official release date as soon as we get it all figured out. Stay tuned you poor, poor creatures…

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.357 String Band: Glory Amen

Our pals The .357 String Band have done a recording of a song we wrote called “Glory, Amen,” on their new CD “Fire & Hail.” It sounds swell as all Hellfire. You can hear a clip of it and buy the CD right here. Thanks Jesus.

Posted in Collaborations

Rue Morgue Interview

There’s another interview with rotten soul Lonesome Wyatt and a review of “The Plague,” in the current issue of Rue Morgue Magazine. It’s issue 79 and comes out June 1st.

Posted in Interviews, TPB Press

Rue Morgue Radio

Take a listen to this pitiful interview with Lonesome Wyatt on the podcast Rue Morgue Radio.

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