I guess we see the bitter humor in the absolute hopelessness and terror of life, and some bands seem to miss that cruel joke
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Posted in TPB Press
Inhuman Nature Now Available!
Howdy Miserable Ones,
Today is the official release date for Those Poor Bastards new album “Inhuman Nature.” Come on over and get a cruel copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! We sure do appreciate it and hope this record brings you many days of hopeless pain. They’ve all been shipped and should appear in your blood stained claws very soon.
Let the suffering begin!
your pals,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in New Releases
Pre-Order ‘Inhuman Nature’ Now!
You can now listen to clips and pre-order our cruel new album “Inhuman Nature” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl, picture disc, cassette or CD!
Pre-Order Inhuman Nature Now >
We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >
Wrap your ugly carcass in these holy garments of doom.
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Thanks pals. The official release date for this monstrosity is November 16th. All pre-orders will ship on or before that terrible day.
Your rotten friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister
Posted in New Releases
New TPB Album Preorder Starts Oct. 26!
Those Poor Bastards crawl from the muck to deliver their ninth full-length album of lo-fi country doom!
“Inhuman Nature” finds Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister performing an unflinching autopsy into the fathomless evil of the monster called man. Hints of early rock ’n’ roll and punk seep into the murky cracks of their sound to create a sinister hybrid of uneasy listening.
Pre-order for “Inhuman Nature” starts on October 26, 2018 at 12:01am EST! It will be available on limited edition vinyl, cassette, and CD. Vinyl options will include: 5 signed & numbered test pressings, 100 numbered picture discs, 200 black/yellow half & half, 200 magenta and black A-Side/B-Side and 300 clear and black smoke.
Let the suffering begin!
Your miserable pals,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Behold the Abyss Vinyl and Edgar Books Now Available!
Today is the official release date for the limited edition vinyl repressing of “Behold The Abyss,” the all new novel of pulp western terror, “The Revolting Revelation of Edgar Switchblade” AND the reprinting of “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade!”
Get ‘em all right here grim pards:
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Thanks a damn heap!
Your putrid pals,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Pre-Order Vinyl and Books Today!
You can now pre-order the long-awaited repressing of the Those Poor Bastards’ 2012 album “Behold the Abyss” on limited edition yellow/red vinyl (500 copies) Get the horrid thing right here pals:
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Edgar Switchblade returns for an all new adventure of western terror in “The Revolting Revelation of Edgar Switchblade.” Get it here!
Pre-Order Book #3 >
We’ve also reprinted “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade,” so you can now own the whole ungodly pulp paperback trilogy. Get ‘em all!
Pre-Order Book #1 >
Thanks pals!
Your miserable pards,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Satan is Watching 10th Anniversary Vinyl
To mourn the 10th anniversary of the original release of “Satan is Watching,” we’ve pressed the stinkin’ thing on limited edition red/black vinyl (500 copies). This version also includes a digital download and lyric sheet insert so you can scream along with the terror.
Thanks pals!
Your miserable pards,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Two Vinyl EPs & Downloads Now Available!
Today is official release date for Those Poor Bastards “Country Bullshit” and Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks “Sad Creepers” limited edition vinyl EPs. Come on over and get the horrid things right here:
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Order Digital Download >
Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered. They’ve all been shipped, and should be making your lives a bit more unbearable soon.
Your miserable pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Posted in New Releases
Pre Order Starts Today!
Those Poor Bastards first EP “Country Bullshit” is finally available on vinyl! You can pre-order the disgusting thing on two different limited edition colors (250 Oxblood, 250 Milky Clear) starting today.
Pre-Order Country Bullshit >
In further bad news, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks have conjured up an all new 4 song EP of heartbreaking terror called “Sad Creepers.” The haunted thing is also available on two different colors of limited edition vinyl (250 Gold, 250 Ghostly Green).
Pre-Order Sad Creepers >
As always, the most deranged creeps can get a super limited edition test pressing (only 5 copies) of either EP.
Pre-Order a Test Pressing >
Thanks pals!
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Posted in New Releases
New Releases + Folk Art + Gothic Campout
Pre-Order New Releases Starting Nov. 14!
Those Poor Bastards first EP “Country Bullshit,” and an all new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks EP “Sad Creepers,” will be released on limited edition 7″ vinyl on November 28, 2017. Pre-order will begin on November 14, 2017 at 12:01am EST.
Folk Art Prints
In the meantime, come on over and take a gander at Lonesome Wyatt’s primitive folk art prints. They are printed on high quality matte cardstock and signed by poor ol’ Lonesome himself.
Get a Folk Art Print >
Southern Gothic Campout
Finally, on November 11, Those Poor Bastards will be preaching at the first annual Southern Gothic Campout in Adams, TN. Tickets to this shameful event are available from Muddy Roots Events
Get Info and Tickets >
Your pitiful pals,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in New Releases, Shows