Howdy Sad Sacks,
Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks new album “Grim Weepers.” Come on over and conjure yourself up a copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!
Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope this record brings you long nights of inconsolable sorrow. They have all been shipped and should appear on your tear stained pillows very soon.
Let the weeping commence!
your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
You can now hear clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ hopeless new album Grim Weepers. This tearful thing is available on cassette, CD, and three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 Cyan/Sea Blue A Side B Side with signed poster, 200 Olive Green & Bone A Side B Side with White and Red Splatter, and 200 Deep Purple with Black and Bone Splatter). Be sure to listen for the bewitching backing vocals of Eva from Eva and the Vagabond Tales, then let the weeping commence!
Pre-Order Grim Weepers Now >
This April, we will ride upon Satan’s back to the unhallowed shores of Europe! Sermons will be held at the following locations:
| Roadburn | Tilburg, NL | 04/20/17 |
| The Underworld | London, UK | 04/21/17 |
| Pand.A | Kortrijk, BE | 04/22/17 |
| Indie | Duisburg, DE | 04/23/17 |
| Oetinger Villa | Darmstadt, DE | 04/24/17 |
| MUZ Club | Nürnburg, DE | 04/25/17 |
| UT Connewitz | Leipzig, DE | 04/26/17 |
| Loppen | Copenhagen, DK | 04/27/17 |
| Truckstop Alaska | Gothenburg, SE | 04/28/17 |
| Blitz | Oslo, NO | 04/29/17 |
| Debaser Strand | Stockholm, SE | 04/30/17 |
| Backarp Kulla | Eskjö, SE | 05/01/17 |
| Bambi Galore | Hamburg, DE | 05/02/17 |
| Cassiopeia | Berlin, DE | 05/03/17 |
| dB’s | Utrecht, NL | 05/04/17 |
| TBD | St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU | 05/05/17 |
| TBD | St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU | 05/06/17 |
Next year we will finally be heading to the strange kingdom of Europe! The tour begins on April 20th at the Roadburn Festival in the Netherlands. More dates will be announced as they are confirmed. Beware.
You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards new 12” EP “Necrosphere.” The evil thing is available on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 glow in the dark w/signed poster, 200 white w/black splatter, 200 orange).
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Pero es un imperdible para quien disfruta de la música de muerte y destrucción o para el que está harto de esconder bajo una máscara a su bestia interna.
Those Poor Bastards kao da se izruguju očaju i prokletstvu ljudske egzistencije i u tome se dobro zabavljaju.
For managing to invoke a sinister brand of soulful tunes that would make Robert Johnson proud, I give Sing it Ugly 4.5 out ov 5 Flaming Outhouses ov Hell.
Today is the spine-snappin’ release date of our new album “Sing It Ugly.” Go ahead and grab the vile thing on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download right here:
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped and should mysteriously appear on your doorsteps very soon.
Your putrid pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister
What a rotten day! You can now listen to clips and pre-order a copy of our ornery, tear-jerkin’ new album “Sing It Ugly” on four different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each), or CD.
Pre-Order Sing It Ugly Now >
We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >
You might as well take a look at our creepy new shirt designs too.
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Thanks pals.
Untruly yours,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister