…a great little gift for anyone dreaming of a blood-red Christmas.
Krampus Unmerciful! takes its cues from the turn-the-page-at-the-sound-of-the-bell Power Records of the 1970s… Over the top depictions of carnage and gore ensue, complete with sound effects.
Today is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1 Krampus Unmerciful.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the jolly thing nice and cheap.
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Thanks again to all you perverts, goons and creeps who purchased the record. I hope you enjoyed the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year.
If you were unlucky enough to get a copy of the vinyl, you can now grab your digital copy in the downloads section of your account.
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Merry Krampus to all.
Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Krampus Unmerciful is just about as enjoyably fucked up as you can get, and in typical Edgar Switchblade style, nothing is left to the imagination.
Sinister, malevolent, perverse, dire, malignant. He has taken a lost art and pushed it up a menacing notch.
Come on over and get your filthy claws on the new 7″ holiday horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful.”
This rotten pile of vinyl gore is available on hand numbered, limited edition demon blood red or angel pus green (150 copies each).
Dont miss out on the terror! Pre-order your thrilling copy today.
Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Halloween Is Here is the candy apple with a razor blade in it – delicious, dangerous and bound for legend.
Wyatt calls Halloween Is Here a “tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s,” but that’s kind of like saying that Ed Gein’s work was a tribute to house wares and home décor.
Well, there are sounds beyond our range of hearing and sights beyond our range of seeing, so who knows what we’re missing? Maybe we’re surrounded by horrible monsters and dead people. I sure hope so.